shout out to people who help me with really simple things because I’m an idiot
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
so horny gonna die
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards